tragic

When something horrible happens.

Mike: It's a tragic thing what happend.
Steve: What's that Mike, what happend?
Mike: Pat Robertson is still alive!

by Tragic Monkey July 19, 2003

tragic

Exclaimation meaning "what a mistake!" or "how terrible!"

"Bryguy was photographed in the bath by his ex- now, it's all over the internet"

"--tragic!"

by derangedpoet July 14, 2003

tragic

horrible and devastating. ten times worse than bad, and far from comic.

I couldn't find any French's Mustard - it was tragic!

by warren b October 21, 2001

tragic

wearing black lipstick and listening to nine inch nails, eyeing up the razor as you confide in your livejournal.

my life....is so terribly TRAGIC.

by carolyn "no offense, goth kids" carolyn July 16, 2003

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tragic goals

When you go McDonald's for Valentines day

When you go on a date to McDonald's on Valentines day. It is Tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 19, 2023