Toyland Perfection 

The newest of the "myspace perfection groups". This group has already become one of the hardest groups to get into. If you aren't in this group, then you aren't considered "Elite". This is the "IT" group of 2010. Their members are extremely attractive but some of them are a bit photoshopped. Their slogan is "The Elite. The Beautiful. The Perfect".

This group is considered just as good, if not better than AP, IQ, VIP, & APEX.

"Can you nominate me for Toyland? I want to be in it so badly!"

"I got denied from Toyland Perfection for the 3rd time! :("

Toyland Perfection by tpfan May 5, 2010

babes in toyland 

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

babes in toyland by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

Tolland CT 

A small rich town filled with rednecks and wanna be gangsters.

"hey where do you live"
"Tolland CT"
"oh so you're rich"

Tolland CT by t town cowgirl October 28, 2009

Lillian Louise Toland 

So this little Greek boy is a crazy bitch that owns a goat and has tiny ass feet. And if you thought that having tiny feet wasn’t bad enough it also has TINY HANDS!!!!🤯 It spends all its time making tik toks and feeding it’s goat. Go pray for lillian. The boy needs help

Woah u see that person with tiny hands and feet and is walking their goat around the block??

“That’s a Lillian Louise Toland”

Lillian Louise Toland by Lillianwalksgoats August 20, 2019

Tolland 

1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.

Tolland is the gayest town ever

Tolland by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009

Toland 

1. Observant, analytical and intuitive. Can read minds and look into the future.
2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T

4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.

When imparted with supreme knowledge, you've just been Toland'd.

Toland by Banyanyas September 10, 2009

Tolland High School

A school in Tolland fucking Connecticut run by the Niggler (aka any principal) all the Administrators are Pretentious Faggots with FUCKING stick up there ASSES AND THE KIDS are DEGENERATES. ALL THE KID ARE FUCKING RETARDED they all think flash drives are juuls and they all NEEDDD TO KILL THEMSELVES IMMEDIATE. ALL the girls are flat as fuck SO chad fucked them all (Chad arch enemie of mi maguire) FUCK. EVERYONE THINKS they come from the ghetto NO your not from the Ghetto if you were born in a Hospital FUCKING EVERYBODY was born in a Hospital .THIS school is fill with Autistic spergy MOTHERFUCKERS with there stupid fidget spiners
THEY smash their keyboard like austistc retards trying to play fortnite like JEWbots.

YOUR not a gangster your: REPEAT you are not

EVERYONE is to pussy to say NIGGER there is no BLACK PEOPLE to HEAR you
FUCK THIS SCHOOL

THE KIDS at TOLLAND HIGH SCHOOL have a very low IQ

WE should kill are selves

Tolland High School by thesadkljdasf October 29, 2019