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Millcreek Township 

A township in Erie full of wannabe rich people who think they are everything. People in Millcreek mostly listen to shitty rap music because they think they are thugs. Most every white kid in Millcreek acts black and tries to fight every person they see. Everybody in Millcreek brags about money that they don’t have. Kids in Millcreek act like they live in the hood when their is no crime going on. Everybody in Millcreek would also make fun of you for living in an apartment or even a trailer park.
You know they are from Millcreek Township if they are driving a BMW and thinks it’s a Lamborghini.
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Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Burlington Township High School 

The place where the boys gather to rip their nic sticks after every block in D hall.
You know Burlington Township High School has a bunch of ops right?
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!

lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.
Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!

Lockport Township High School

A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!

Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
Shelby Township by Muffinsami January 29, 2009