A synonym for hell. A shitshow of principles circlejerking with their students in the middle
I'd rather kill myself than live in Peters Township.
by Count Blecm September 9, 2017
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complete sluts, want to have sex with every guy they see, known for short shorts, and flaunting the boobs they don't have. Township girls are usually fake and in everything for themselves.
99% of township girls are sluts.
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the name elk township is actually literally derived from the word "hickville"
"Hey wanna go to Elk Township?"
"No, that place is a hickville"

by alidog January 30, 2009
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A party town in New Jersey. Freehold township is located close to the Jersey Shore and you can find parties here every weekend. People here live off of mommy’s and daddy’s money. Manalapan and Marlboro kids go here only to get wasted and hook up. The kids here flaunt their luxury houses, cars, and clothing. Mainly everyone here is white or whitewashed.
Person 1: Did u hear that Jake hooked up with a township girl?
Person 2: Yea! Dude she’s hot af imma try to shoot my shot with her at Freehold Township.
by Dontfuckwithme2023 March 27, 2019
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A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.
I work in Cranberry township.
by suburbanite March 26, 2005
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An outskirt openland full of big houses and rich brats.
Laguna Beach is similar to Oakland Township.
by Dani Skinnahhhhhhhh July 11, 2008
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The rich school in Lancaster, PA that wins at everything and that everyone hates.
Guy #1: Wow. That guy is a real jerk. What a snob. He thinks he's better than us

Guy #2: He goes to Manheim Township...

Guy #1: That explains it.
by FluffytheMerchMan December 13, 2011
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