4 definitions by suburbanite

1. combing your last locks of hair over your bald spot so that people can('t) tell that you are bald(ing)

2. a thorough looking-over (from the fine-tooth comb expression)
That guy should just shave his head bald and stop using that obvious comb-over.
Give it one last comb-over before you throw it out.
by suburbanite December 20, 2003
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Yellow porn is a form of pornography that involves urine. Yes, it is basically people pissing on each other for pleasure (money).
Yellow porn is disgusting, but recent studies say that it is only obscene if the piss-ee is enjoying it.
by suburbanite December 6, 2003
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A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.
I work in Cranberry township.
by suburbanite March 26, 2005
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A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).
Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!
by suburbanite November 29, 2003
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