Some stupid kid said two is spelled Tow
Me:hey Sam how do you spell two
Sam:Tow
by The Draco April 27, 2018
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Your significant other and dependents (children). People with whom an individual is responsible for or to, immediate family. In the tone of ;ball and chain'.
Sever your tow for one nite and show your boys you're still da man.

by TechnoMaven August 20, 2003
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Motivation for and adv. of going tow. & disadvantages not to is for all that glitters is not gold as verbs & nouns matching with same letters i.e. all that attracts are not alchemic magnets;
Uncomsg. Picking up fruit dream, Finding & accumulating things dream; Words finally not accepted z Mint, parsley, honey, ginger and garlic; thus having deviated off the topic tow. discrepancy.
by Hercolena Oliver July 4, 2010
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A shorter way to say "that's totally inappropriate". Only complete losers use the horrid slang.
"Did you see what she did? What a whore."
"Yeah, that was tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro."
"Did you seriously just say that? I should stab you in the jugular."
by lglaser January 8, 2009
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A "tow-in gate" is an airplane gate where a tow tractor is required to pull planes to a gate before the passengers can leave the plane, usually either because the pilot can't safely maneuver to it or because the jet blast would cause a high risk to nearby equipment or personnel.
Damn it, we can't get off this plane for another hour, because we arrived at a tow-in gate!
by NLMdeJonge October 14, 2009
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