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Toutes des salopes 

"They're all sluts" in French. Used to point out the obvious, by frustration or for comical release.
Toutes des salopes! Sauf nos mères et nos soeurs. Nos mères par respect, et nos soeurs par ignorance.

They're all sluts! Except our mothers and sisters. Our mothers from respect, and our sisters by ignorance.

"Toutes des salopes!" said Tom after he got dumped.

Tootersham 

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.
It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already
Tootersham by Bommar May 20, 2009

wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on
Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers
that babe in the miss america show had some huge totters
totters by your name September 19, 2004
Condensed version of Social Media Influencer. Avant-Garde description of Influencer with wider audience.
Touter by crash0155 January 11, 2021
Look at all the totters”
Totters by d00kieburger October 20, 2021