tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008

election tourist 

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.

This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?

election tourist by Ant96 February 11, 2022

Emotional Tourist

An emotional tourist is one that goes from person to person and feeds off of their experiences and emotions to fill the emptiness inside of them.

You ditched your grieving friend to hang out in a bathtub with a complete stranger? I should have known you were an emotional tourist!

Emotional Tourist by Pamela Manson December 4, 2013

Arse Tourist 

1. A person who like to tour the depths of a forigners anal passage.

2. Rimming whilst abroad.

Guy 1: My friend Mat's just got back from Singapore after licking out some guy's butt hole.

Guy 2: God, he sounds like a right Arse Tourist.

Arse Tourist by Superawesomefantastic December 30, 2011