1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
by la luchadore October 29, 2010
What you do at night
Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!
by puddingking April 12, 2004

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