A total Brian Williams 

When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.

Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."

Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."

A total Brian Williams by Jessi loves Chicago February 14, 2015

A Total McKenzie

"A Total McKenzie" or simply an ATM, is referring to a girl who is convinced she is social-media famous. This type of girl will never stop talking about her 500 followers. She feels the need to rub it in your face as well. It gives her pride and validation in telling other people.

Oh my gosh. That girl is a total McKenzie. She's so annoying.

A Total McKenzie by 💕 je m'aime 💕 August 12, 2020

this guy is a total cock smoker 

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

this guy is a total cock smoker by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

A Total Peppy 

A peppy is someone who is a step up from a super Jason...

Pat- Merritt is being a total peppy right.
Brandon- don't worry Brittany is too.

A Total Peppy by Gloriouspastor February 27, 2015

being a total gavin

To smell like dick cheese all the time and stalk all your best friend while jerking off in the bushes. avoiding people at parties and CHUGGIN DICK

"Gavin is being a total Gavin like a sussy baka"

being a total gavin by anonymous July 25, 2021

Because I'm a total/Because I totally 

After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...

Because I'm a total/Because I totally

Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!

Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!

Because I'm a total/Because I totally by Nerrrr Blonde Bizzness May 21, 2010

a total fat ass 

a kid who east tons and lives in the shit hole town of cloquet he is literally a piece of shit NOT KIDDING

50 big macs were placed on a table and everyone was wondering where did they go??

hey i know that fat ass over there ate them

who is he??

tyler demingie, a total fat ass

a total fat ass by tom clancy54 June 29, 2009