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Islington Tosserati 

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.
All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.
Islington Tosserati by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021
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Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.
The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.
Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.
Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

Tolerationship 

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.
That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.

tosseratti 

a collection of (usually) snobbish tossers.
"The tories are a collection of public schoolboys and assorted tosseratti."
"Don't go in there, it's wall to wall tosseratti!"
tosseratti by nzonzo January 20, 2009

tosserville 

One who tosses like a junky
Oie ... Tosserville what's up with you
tosserville by Buhler February 2, 2005

tolerating 

The designation (i.e., "rating") of how patient, forgiving, and understanding someone is.
Ebeneezer Scrooge had a deplorably low tolerating when it came to extending charity or thoughtfulness towards others.
tolerating by QuacksO November 7, 2018