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An ineffectual and annoying little git, usually full of self importance and short on penis.
"Ignore the little tosscock"
by fishbear April 04, 2003
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Someone who acts or is a bit of a dickhead or a wanker.
"That idiot, he thinks he knows everything, what a toss cock."
by Ruby1 October 15, 2006
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