tessay 

n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.

Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?

tessay by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011

tossycock 

A less offensive synonym of bullshit.

It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.

Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?

Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.

Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.

tossycock by Danial Willow October 23, 2010

Tossy tossy turny turny 

When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on one side, and you question your whole life as a result.

After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off

Tossy tossy turny turny by Florence G July 5, 2018

tossa 

A poorly pronounced or spelled version of tosser. Synonymous with wanker. An Australian term for a guy that masturbates a lot, rather, A bloke that masturbates a lot.

Non-Australian: G'Day Mate!
Australian: Shut the fuck up Tossa.

tossa by vaxt April 8, 2006

Tossable 

Adj. Describes a woman who is small enough to be thrown onto a bed. A postive trait for women to possess.

"Mmm that girl is SO tossable."

Kate: Describe your girlfriend.
Todd: Blonde hair, tan, totally tossable.

Tossable by atllivin' April 25, 2010

Tossa-league 

Predecessor to fantasy sports, created during the Depression as a diversionary pleasure. Name is derived from the fact that the leagues are half-assed and ill-conceived, and quickly "tossed" out to be used by friends and acquaintences. Often involved wrestling or grappling activities, although tosa leagues can even include sports such as tennis or skeete-shooting.

Pronounced "Tawssa lig"

Cromwell and I are going to set-up a Tossa-League, want to join?

Tossa-league by NVA Barry January 16, 2006

Tossa 

Tossa is a English word that you can find in london or big uk citys

James you fucking tossa

You jammy tossa

Tossa by Fat ass on a bike September 1, 2019