Toshturbate
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Moshturbate
johny saw a hot chick at the show and got off while he was moshing; johnys friends got him on camera moshturbating and put it on youtube
and just because it wont let me submit this without using the specific spelling of the word, Moshturbate
and just because it wont let me submit this without using the specific spelling of the word, Moshturbate
Moshturbate by an anonomous citizen March 30, 2008
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trashturbate
I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.
I never trashturbate, I use real porn.
I never trashturbate, I use real porn.
trashturbate by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009
testurbate
To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
testurbate by kingbumii May 6, 2015
toasturbate
"Girl, can you please help me clean up? I just toasturbated."
"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."
"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."
toasturbate by CosmicFiend April 4, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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