Tortise Von Snail 

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

Tortise Von Snail by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Clit-Tortise 

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle

Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise

Clit-Tortise by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020

tortoise position 

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.

I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell

tortoise position by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017

Tortoise wearing jeans 

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

Tortoise wearing jeans by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

Tortoise 

Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world

My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army

Tortoise by CallingAllTortoises March 20, 2019

toritseju 

Toritseju originates from the Itsekiris in Delta state, which means 'God's own is tge greatest of all'. Toritseju is not just a name, it is a movement of Queens and Kings, class, elegance, people who bare Toritseju are very Intelligent, they are mostly introverted and are very extroverted around people they love, they're very caring, neat, respectful, they have a great drive to be successful in whatever they do.

'My name is Toritseju'

toritseju by Her mother's daughter February 6, 2020

Tortoised

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

Tortoised by Tortoised January 11, 2009