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tonsumology 

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.
Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.
tonsumology by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011
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tonsumology 

The study of shaving.
She is not merely a shaving aficionado, she is a devoted tonsumology student.
tonsumology by InspiringK April 28, 2011

Tick-A-Torium 

A room/house/space filled with German made Cuckoo Clocks. And all have different times! So bells and cuckoos go off at all different times! Enough to drive someone cuckoo!
R: Wow your lady has a lot of cuckoo clocks (said in awe and wonderment)…
P: yup welcome to my personal hell! I’m in a tick-a-torium awwwwwwwwwww…..
From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass
your a complete tossum!!
tossum by ryan March 1, 2005

toriumi texting 

When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.
man dat bitch be toriumi texting me
toriumi texting by karlg July 20, 2009
When something is so utterly beyond awesome that using the word awesome alone is no longer good enough to describe it. This word is used for when something is so epic that there is no word for it, so then this word is used.

This word is always used with a capital because of the sheer epicness it conveys.
Dude that pic of the bear with lazer guns and it's riding a shark like a surfboard, it's Torsome!
Torsome by Face_less7 June 15, 2011

torqumada 

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torquemada
The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade
torqumada by Dr Evil March 12, 2003