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Torquin' it 

The act of masturbating at in a rigorous manner and at a feverish pace
When we realized JW was alone in his room, with an extensive porn collection, we quickly determined he must be torquin' it.
Torquin' it by Bryant Daniels April 4, 2006
one of the most kick-ass names you can give your baby. It means thor's cauldron, which is where he made his thunder. The only thing cooler would be a name meaning thor's hammer, but thor won't let anyone call themselves that.
Torquil is the coolest name based on a legendary kitchen implement.
Torquil by NorseGod February 28, 2010

torquing 

A twisting or turning force.
tighting the lug nuts on a car tire is called torquing.
torquing by Cocklovingmark August 31, 2013

Tarquinius

When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.
A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.
Tarquinius by CD463 April 25, 2013

Tarquin Wagemaker 

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.
She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker
Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

torquing your teets 

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014