When tornadoes fuse with hurricanes, they become Tornadocanes, a natural disaster so powerful it has actually gained sentience and has begun to commit Identity theft.
"Tornadocanes are sweeping across the country, which is a sure sign that identity theft is on the rise, and the end is upon us!"
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. Once I was sitting at home and I saw the big twister not too far away, but I said "aaah I still got time, give it five minutes sweetie" and next thing you know the windows started cracking and I started running like mad, and almost got hit by a flying telephone pole as I luckily found my way to the basement outside.
The area effect of a teenager, a combination tornado-hurricane, usually contained in a very small area, but sometimes the destruction can spread to surrounding areas.
What 17yo do YOU know whose room doesn't look like a break-in, struggle, tsunami, earthquake, and tornadocane? Honestly?
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.