When tornadoes fuse with hurricanes, they become Tornadocanes, a natural disaster so powerful it has actually gained sentience and has begun to commit Identity theft.
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. Once I was sitting at home and I saw the big twister not too far away, but I said "aaah I still got time, give it five minutes sweetie" and next thing you know the windows started cracking and I started running like mad, and almost got hit by a flying telephone pole as I luckily found my way to the basement outside.
The area effect of a teenager, a combination tornado-hurricane, usually contained in a very small area, but sometimes the destruction can spread to surrounding areas.
What 17yo do YOU know whose room doesn't look like a break-in, struggle, tsunami, earthquake, and tornadocane? Honestly?