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The word "Torah" in Hebrew literally means "to throw, direct, or teach." While commonly translated as "Law," that is not entirely accurate and holds a negative connotation. When Jews speak of the Torah it is generally understood that they speak of the books of Moshe (Moses), the first five books of the Bible. There are others that believe all Scripture to be Torah, as it is God's direction for us.
In the Torah we are directed to first love God above all, but also to love our neighbor as ourself.
Torah by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005
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Yahweh Torah 

Judaism's version of "I swear on the Bible" but instead it's the Jewish sacred texts.
Bruv! Yahweh Torah I didn't kiss that man!! I only had sex with him.
Yahweh Torah by Big D0$$€R May 23, 2021
Torah is a beautiful girl! She can be mean but she also has a sweet side! You can always count on her! She is super loyal! She has so many bestfriends cause everyone loves her! She is very shy and quiet when you first meet her but when you get to know her she is loud outgoing and fun! She is very stubborn! She can be very tuff but in the inside she is hurting! She doesn’t wanna lose anyone! Sadly she does! But you never wanna lose a Torah!
Boy: she is so beautiful!
Other boy: must be a Torah
Torah by Piece of shii November 10, 2019

torah whorah 

Pronounced: tore-ah whore-ah

A term for anyone who wishes that he/she were Jewish. A hanger-on at predominantly Jewish functions, like the Matzoh Ball events around the holidays; a gentile on J-Date.

Another term for Jewwish.

Dave came up with this, not me.
Dude, I was at the Matzoh Ball and a group of Asians came in.
Really? Were they Jewish?
Nah....they were Torah Whorahs.
torah whorah by amyshort August 21, 2006

torah roller

a slang term used to refer to people of the jewish or hebrew race or religion.

meant to be used in positive and friendly context between fellow jew's. similar to the word "nigga" as used by african americans/black people.

can be used in negative connotations just like most other slang words.
ex. you're a torah roller?! i never would have guessed.

ex. (group) how are all my torah rollers doing today?

ex. so you've recently converted to judaism? thats cool! how long have you been rolling the torah?

ex. frickin torah roller.

Vancouver Talmud Torah 

a shitty school that abuses its students (someone seriously shut down this school please)
"Have you heard of the school Vancouver Talmud Torah? It deserves to burn in hell along with all of its staff."
It is something the Jewish people read out of. Part of there religion.
Every week in shul, we read from the torah
Torah by Sierra04 November 28, 2019