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top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.
The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.
top stroke by darcturus June 4, 2007
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thestrokessuck 

when a girl performs oral sex on a man while giving him a hand job. All at the same time!! :)
that girl was so hot, and she gave me thestrokessuck too!!!
thestrokessuck by jenny January 26, 2004
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thestrokessuck 

Angst's resident egomaniac
thestrokessuck is online almost as much as me
thestrokessuck by JulieBurchill March 10, 2003

thestrokessuck 

Slang for "afro for brains". Also used to describe Godawful musical taste.
Cut Your Hair
thestrokessuck by Anonymous March 10, 2003

thestrokessuck 

Ben was a bit of a thestrokessuck.
thestrokessuck by Anonymous March 10, 2003
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026