Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

tophatspacedog 

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

tophatspacedog by PopoJø May 18, 2019

Tophat Kat 

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

Tophat Kat by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014

tennessee tophat

another synonym for the mullet

Look at that guy's Tennessee tophat.

tennessee tophat by Mark Thompson June 6, 2003

messy tophat 

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

messy tophat by notnops January 16, 2008

Toledo Tophat 

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

Toledo Tophat by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Beijing Tophat 

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

Beijing Tophat by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010