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Toowoomba 

God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.
Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?
Toowoomba by Toowoomban-ite May 18, 2009
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Toowoomba 

A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!
"hey man, see they guy that came from Toowoomba"
"yeah he is a good man from a good city"
Toowoomba by Greenstreet4444 September 21, 2006
Just a WiseMan with greatness in his future. Has goals and knows right from wrong
How you been bruh?

Man I just been laying low being TooWise
TooWise by Young Wiseman December 19, 2011

Does it snow in Toowoomba? 

An Australian euphemism for asking if someone suffers from dandruff.

Towomba is a highland and so people in Brisbane use the phrase as a euphemism for whether someone has dandruff on their head.
Person one: Something's not right with his hair.

Person two: Does it snow in Toowoomba?

Toowoomba porridge 

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.
What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.
Toowoomba porridge by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

Toowoomba Grammar 

An all boys school based in Toowoomba, Queensland. very well known for its rugby, and guys who act gay, (or are gay)
Did you hear about Toowoomba Grammar's win over Churchie?