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tootsoonie 

A tootsoonie doesn't even deserve to be capitalized as a noun. It's a tootsoon and sometimes pronounced as tsootsoon. Italian for nigger. Also known as castania brugate, which is Italian for burnt chestnut. Better known to be an up and comer in the Call of Duty 4 rankings. Often cathing Monarch butterflies, singing the moofoomoofoo-man chant or watching the sunset behind the MooseShagger himself. You can find a tootsoonie in Scarborough, FO SHO!!! "Ain't nothin' but a g thang bay-bay", or possibly in my basement.
What's the difference between a picnic table and a tootsoonie? ....one supports a family, the other doesn't.

What do you call 2 tootsoonies in a sleeping bag? ..TWIX

tootsoonie by Tootsoonie May 21, 2008

toot shoot 

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
toot shoot by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017

Thotshot 

A basic mirror selfie usually performed by “thots” most often in public restrooms
Jessica and Ashly took a thotshot before returning to their roofied drinks.
Thotshot by DrunkStudmuffin April 20, 2019
Usualy preceded by a nickname or surname, this phrase commonly refers to a person or persons with excessive flatulence and is constantly releasing it.
Lauren is being a little Ms. Tootsalot today, her ass stinks.

That guy was being sir tootsalot today
tootsalot by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008

Toowhoots 

Being in toowhoots with them was part of being accepted.

ThotShot 

ThotShot- When a "Hoe" & Or "Hoe's" Take Pictures With Their Ass, Breast, & Or Vagina, Exposed.
"These Hoe's All On Facebook, Taking ThotShots".
ThotShot by DøpëPrïñçëss October 25, 2015