Properly Tootled

The sweet spot in drinking when the alcohol makes you forget your worries but you can still function as a normal human being.

Dan: “how was your day yesterday?”
Jack: “Yesterday sucked! The client backed out of his contract, I had to stop by the pub to get properly tootled before going home to build the fence I promised my wife I would build.”

Properly Tootled by Tuen Rit May 26, 2026

four-toothed cousin-fucker 

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Tootle Puffer 

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."

When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.

Tootle Puffer by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015

tooled up 

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

tooled up by Loge May 6, 2003

Tooted 

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.

Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008

tootles 

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

tootles by Margareet April 23, 2006