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tooth actor authentication 

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.

pink toothbrush 

When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth
My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush
pink toothbrush by bácón December 26, 2020

toothless sealion 

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in
toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy