tootenstein 

Commonly used to describe a person who walks around all day farting or "tooting".

Phil - Damn man it smells so bad in here
John - Yeah Tootenstein just walked in

Amy - Josh is such a Tootenstein! Omg, he needs to lay off the laxatives!

tootenstein by erterton June 10, 2010

rootinest, tootinest 

A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.

Yosemite Sam is the rootinest, tootinest sumbitch with a six-shooter you ever did see.

rootinest, tootinest by Dr. Venkman December 11, 2005

tootness 

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

tootness by Chris December 1, 2004

rootinest tootinest 

rootinest could be the way the word route sounded from cowhands,and tootinest could be the farts from all the beans they ate on the route or trail.Or and other wise you might even say rootinest means rowdiest instead of roughest.

If you ever saw Blazing Saddles,there would be an example of tooting around the camp fire.That was one rootinest tootinest time at the campfire.So I take exception to the meaning roughest and toughest.It don't make sense.It was an after dinner time thank you to the cook.

rootinest tootinest by alfred sinclair October 14, 2011

tootnist

to be the best thing ever

"He was the best darn tootnisist cook I've ever known"

tootnist by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Tootenitus 

A person who lives life tooting his own horn, yet never interested in those whom they're surrounded.

Harold suffered an acute case of tootenitus as he lived life boasting to all of his material possessions and all his personal accomplishments, yet never inquiring with other's of themselves.

Tootenitus by Dboliner March 23, 2008

thotnest 

A thotnest is summoned online by giving an opinion that girls (usually the ones with too much makeup, or the ones with daddy issues) would dispise.

They would usually come in groups, or hives, tag their whore friends and continuously ask you why YOU are mad.

Stay safe, these are worse than killer bees, they will keep you up all night with notifications.

Someone: "Dude, Tipping is kinda ga-"
20 million fucking girls online (the thotnest) : "LMAO OK SWEATY NONCE DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR US GIRLS WE DONT GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY IF U CANT PAT WAGE GO EAT AT HOME POOR CUNT"

thotnest by ChildrenArePests June 2, 2018