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A person who lives life tooting his own horn, yet never interested in those whom they're surrounded.
Harold suffered an acute case of tootenitus as he lived life boasting to all of his material possessions and all his personal accomplishments, yet never inquiring with other's of themselves.
by Dboliner March 22, 2008
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