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A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.
-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.
by Jake T III April 14, 2007
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(First day of college)
Frat Brother: Welcome to the Tool Box
by huevosrancheros March 13, 2010
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Derogatory term for a female of limited intelligence, social skills, or overall worth to society.

Compliment to the derogatory masculine form "tool", which is used to refer to a male with similar qualities. "Tool" as a derogative term is derived from the use of "tool" as a general term for male genitalia. "Toolbox" can easily be construed the feminine equivalent. Tool is to toolbox as penis is to vagina, being the most obvious analogy, "toolbox" becomes an elegant compliment to "tool" in the pantheon of gender-based disparagements.
Dick may be kind of a tool, but Jane is a complete fucking toolbox!
by Someguynamedjoe June 05, 2007
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A person that uses unnescessary things to make themselves look cooler. They are like a poser, but being a toolbox is much worse.
A good example is Nate W. He is the biggest toolbox in the entire world. He tries so hard not to be a tolbox, that he is a toolbox.
by nateisatoolbox June 27, 2006
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a place highly populated by tools
Saddleback Lanes was a total toolbox last night!
by wizznwack March 11, 2009
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n., 1. a table full of people who think they are cooler than they actually are. 2. a fraternity house
"Dude, come to our luau party this friday! There'll be tons of CHICKS there! PIKE 4 LYFE!!"

"I wouldn't be caught dead at your fucking toolbox party."
by Patient.Zero October 08, 2007
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A place that contains many tools, a tool being a jackass or douchebag.
My high school was such a toolbox; there were so many asshole jocks and preps.
by ayalas November 03, 2006
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