an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010
To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him
Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"
by dude December 21, 2004
by F-18 September 16, 2009
by betty swollocks September 13, 2003
A toolbag is someone who is not only a tool, but also a douchebag. The ultimate asswipe. Nobody likes a toolbag.
Zach: God, that one kid in class is so annoying. He's always sucking up to the prof.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
by jjjjjjwwwww March 14, 2009
An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
by b&k January 25, 2008
Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.
by Mike Ze December 3, 2007