An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
by Greg May 25, 2004
A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."
by Roy K July 12, 2005
A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)
by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019
Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't
by billy m. December 11, 2006
A person so inept as to be utterly useless in any capacity; not just a tool, but an entire bag FOR tools, making him/her a repository for all things lacking any socially acceptable value.
"Did you hear that John got his hand caught in the toilet when he dropped his cell phone down the hole and tried to fish it out? What a toolbag!"
by Tom Bosch March 10, 2006