tool shed 

The Kappa Sigma fraternity house at the University of Tulsa.

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?

tool shed by TU1 September 11, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Hungarian Tool Shed 

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

Hungarian Tool Shed by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011

tool shedding 

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

tool shedding by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008

Tool Shed Factory 

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

Tool Shed Factory by McEffinFly October 6, 2009

tool shed 

A slut (a tool being a male reprodtive organ, a shed being a place to put it.

Andrea is a toolshed

tool shed by eroc43 April 19, 2005

Tool Shed 

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

Tool Shed by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013