a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.
look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.
by honny May 08, 2009
Greatest fucking band to exist. Let me explain.

"The Sev...Eight Days of Creation"

While you are told to believe (in the bible), there are seven days of creation, there is one that is actually left out.

"The Eight Day"

On the eight day, after God had created everything else, he decided he needed to make epic entertainment. After alot of thinking, he concluded in the 1990's and 2000's, that there would need to be a band. This band -- Tool. Maynard James Keenan was born on the eight day, and was frozen until 1964. From there on, the formation of the eight day and the greatest fucking band to exist came to be known as..."Tool".

Maynard equal to or greater than (=/>) God
Tool equal to or greater than (=/>) God
Maynard > Chuck Norris
Maynard = The Eight Day
Maynard =/= April 17, 1964
Prison Sex
The Pot

Tool needs to release a new fucking album soon.
I'll probably die if they don't.
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 05, 2003
1) Someone who can't think for themselves, changes their mind based on what other people think. Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion.

2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.

3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.

4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
1) Tool: "Huston Street to Brew Crew, rumored to be done
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"

2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"

3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."

4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
by Baconbits101 October 17, 2008
The greatest band ever in my opinion. they are their own genre. Some metal screams from Maynard on vocals and Adam on guitar, but still a somewhat lighter side (loathed by some tool fans). Tool is indeed a band to be remmebered for years.
i love tool and would take a bullet for maynard
by m4n4rd1sg0d February 15, 2005
1. Something that is used to assist with the modification of an object or situation.

2. Something that is used to create or destroy.

3. Slang synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit.

4. Someone who does seemingly silly things; often used as a term of endearment, but not always!
I am a tool because I have been used to:
Improve someones ego;
Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance;
Make someone else jealous;
To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre);
To get them a valentines day present (this year)

For love.
For happiness.
For laughter.

To do everything for them, and in return:
To accept all of the guilt.
To hold all of the pain.
To take all of the blame.
(It was never a game).

A good tradesman respects his tools!!

A Hammer is a tool both used to create and to destroy.

My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use!!).

I hit my penis with a hammer while making pancakes (as you do)
That sure modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation:
I created a lot of pain
I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the floor), and my willy - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too!!

I hit my tool with a tool; I am such a tool

I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject

Sunday 02/11/2008
by Luke Warm December 19, 2008
My, and a whole wack of others favorite band.
An awesome band who redefined many genres, and made many bands look like crap. Lead singer also in A Perfect Circle, another awesome band.

Its true about not being able to compare tool and apc AT ALL, but i do find this quote quite humorous:
"hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex"
~Who ever wrote that is awesome, although I completely disagree, but its still funny.
This unbelievable band consists of:
Adam Jones on guitar,
Danny Carey on drums,
Justin Chancellor on bass,
Maynard Keenan for vocals

"Oh my god!! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time!!!"
"Most Emo should die. Along with every 'nu metal' band that is destroying the music industry. Oh, pop can be removed too."
"Half the population of tool lovers also love Nine Inch Nails, and A Perfect Circle, but they're not for everyone"
by Alaska October 19, 2005
That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

by toolguru October 23, 2007
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