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1) Someone who can't think for themselves, changes their mind based on what other people think. Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion.

2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.

3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.

4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
1) Tool: "Huston Street to Brew Crew, rumored to be done
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"

2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"

3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."

4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
by Baconbits101 October 17, 2008
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One, Usually a man, who is a loser, but nobody really bother to tell him to get lost. A tool typically wears clothing from Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie, and or American Eagle. A tool usually (but not always) makes 1st grade jokes, is stupid, Has an ear pierced, or is just annoying. A tool is usually used for people to "borrow" money from. The tool sometimes KNOWS he is buying his friends: A loser.
"Micheal is such a tool."
Or
Micheal: "I know why I'm getting F's. I haven't been laid in weeks! I better go to American Eagle"
Or
"I put my iPod in my pocket and it went through the wash. I better go ask best friend Micheal for some money."
by The Felmale John Lennon September 25, 2009
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(n.) - an individual who willingly changes his or her behavior for personal gain or profit. In this context, a tool is similar to a poser, with one important distinction. Because a tool does not consider his actions beyond rudimentary cost/benefit analysis, he or she will often be co-opted by corporations or powerful interest groups to support the lame or corrupt positions held by these organizations. A tool therefore, is quite literally an instrument of the man.
by Kenny Genius February 08, 2011
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Someone you gives up on their own personality and sells their soul to the " cool kids" to be accepted,usually pretending to look like college kids, until high school is over then they usually become a epic fail.
Tool 1: " Whats up bro?"

Tool 2: "Nothin bra, i just got back from buying my polo hat that I will wear backwards, my bermuda shorts, a lanyard for my car keys, a polo shirt, my north face jacket, boating shoes, and my black Z-71 Tahoe."

Tool 1:"Hell yeah bro!"

Parents of Tool 1 and 2: " Why,God, did you curse me with these tools!?"
by jmanjamnn33 July 11, 2008
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An individual who behaves in their own self interest rather than adhering to a set of beliefs or morals. Someone who will act as though to seek approval on the outside, but is actually quite vain and selfish. Men of this variety tend to cheat on their girlfriends. Women tend to use men to obtain free drinks.
God, Brett is such a tool.
by redwikiwine September 09, 2009
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Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.
<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.
by Jim-n-Tw3ak March 11, 2005
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1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)

2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!

Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.

2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
by Maltese October 16, 2006
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