The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.
by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021
a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated
by brick1738 June 6, 2021
A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last decade or so).
person1: Ah man, i didn't study for the final. I'm gonna fail for sure
person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.
person1: Too soon.
person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.
person1: Too soon.
by Attomar November 5, 2007
by Too grim September 13, 2020
N. When a unattractive person awkwardly approaches someone, like Sam Fisher outta splinter cell, and completely kills their mood. A failed schemed approach to get someones attention especially with a love interest.
Yo, yesterday at lunch some ugly-duckling tried her best to get my attention, she came up on me too creep, Bruh. The babe ruined my appetite.
by JBA000knowsBest July 27, 2013
-A person who lays low but is ten toes down and always alert
-Typically an alpha/masculine male that always Rey to step on shit and ain’t wit bullshit
-Very very confident
-Typically an alpha/masculine male that always Rey to step on shit and ain’t wit bullshit
-Very very confident
by A real thorough nigga December 23, 2021
person 1: hey wanna pass me that dank weed
person 2: *ignores them*
person 1: or ignore me, that's cool too
person 2: *ignores them*
person 1: or ignore me, that's cool too
by thatonechicklolzzzomb June 23, 2010