tonner

a vehicle that can do the ton, i.e. run 100 miles per hour.

His bike is a tonner.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011

tonner

A one ton truck; Dodge or Chevy 3500 current model or Ford F-350; often the smallest model with dual wheels.

Dude, I want a bigger truck. I could buy a new 3/4 ton but I think I'll save up for a tonner.
What do you need to pull?
Pull? I just need it to get some ass and drive around sonic.

by CBinAyota November 5, 2009

Tonner lover

A person who likes to get it on with fat chicks.

Pete: Hey, did you see that fat chick over there? She's pretty ordinary.

Dave: Yeh I saw her alright! Being a tonner lover I'm gonna make a move on her right away before this boner goes to waste.

by Tonner lover February 14, 2014

Tonner

Computer geek from the 21st century with his mind in the 22nd.

Ach, yer such a Tonner!

by Boagus August 6, 2019