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Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)
"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."
by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010
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