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Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
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tummy sticks 

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.
Hey gamers, you wanna play tummy sticks
tummy sticks by lolityr May 18, 2019

tummy sticks 

Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

<game of tummy sticks ensues>

Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
tummy sticks by raptor13 January 26, 2006

Solo Tummy Sticks 

The act of playing tummy sticks with yourself.

First : stand naked against a mirror so you penis rests against your stomach. Seeing someone in the mirror makes it seem like your are playing with a partner.

Second : sob quietly
Mom - "Why is my mirror always smudged, John?"

John - "Just playing Solo Tummy Sticks mom, its cool.."

Mom - "Have you been crying......?"

Tummy Sticks 

Two guys lie down on the floor facing each other and both grind their erect penises against the belly of the other person. The first person to come loses.
Dub: "Do you want to play tummy sticks?"

Kurt: "Not today. My wife almost left me after she caught us playing last Tuesday. I guess we could play at your house."
Tummy Sticks by TheTruth3234 November 20, 2018

Tummy sticks tourney 

When two working males, often electricians, would strip nude in a secure location. The would then proced to joust or sword fight with their erect penises, drawing closer and closer until both are simply grinding against each other until they both ejaculate. In the end, the only one who loses however, are the ones that hired them.
Mike: "Hey, I bet Josh and Dave are just messing around while we work."

Jim: "You know them, the love to have a tummy sticks tourney."

tummy sticks 

Tummy sticks is the situation in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs.
Tommy: Hey Tommy, wanna play tummy sticks?
Tommy: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
tummy sticks by Desmond White January 3, 2010