Tom Cruise Technology 

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

Tom Cruise Technology by rocksigneous July 30, 2009

Tom Cruise 

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

Tom Cruise by scuba steve January 21, 2005

tom cruise 

Overrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth

Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun

tom cruise by Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D March 21, 2005

tom cruise 

A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.

Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.

tom cruise by TomIsCruisinInTheCloset July 1, 2005

Tom Cruise’d 

The Act of not just running fast somewhere behind schedule, but running at full maximum speed beyond the point of exertion. An all out super sprint as if you were the secret agent Ethan Hunt.

Friend 1: Dude how did you beat me here on foot when you live on the other side of town?

Friend 2: How do you think? I Tom Cruise’d.

Tom Cruise’d by Trey Dontell September 5, 2019

Tom Cruise 

A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).

Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.


Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?

Tom Cruise by Snappy July 6, 2005

tom cruise crazy 

Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.

He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.

tom cruise crazy by KLParmley July 23, 2008