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tombsteak 

Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."
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Large freckley man super muscley single (i think) and thinks ollie Campbell is the nicest guy in the world he has butt larger than the moon and a large thing (😜) it’s as big as a whales he can poop boulders and is a legendary person and should be respected
(Random person) my strong man
(Stranger) he shore is
(Another person) his buttox is out of control
(Tombaye) now now lady’s calm down one at a time pleas
tombaye by Oll_polll January 10, 2018
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knowm tombat? 

know what im talking about?
that was tight yo! knowm tombat??

yea i know what you tombat
knowm tombat? by King Guatador January 10, 2010
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."
tomater by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
Tomato said with a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"
tomater by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
A word that means absolutely nothing (or anything) for few, and a word that means "talking about" for most.
Ex. #1:
Justin: You laced that trick, yo! Kris: Tombat.

Ex. #2:
Skylar: I have toe hair. Sayer: What are you tombat?
tombat by Jiov September 11, 2008

tomateros 

A Baseball team from Culiacan,Sinaloa
Tomateros won the world series.
tomateros by Hacker818 June 26, 2017