The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Selleck by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

Making out with Tom Selleck 

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.

I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

Making out with Tom Selleck by The Canadian Madman October 2, 2009

Tom Selleck 

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

Tom Selleck by Stabitystab July 27, 2008

Southern Tom Selleck 

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck

Southern Tom Selleck by Codaayy-again June 1, 2010

Tom Selleck 

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.

'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"

Tom Selleck by bonbonvert February 4, 2010

Tom Selleck 

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

Tom Selleck by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005

Tom Selleck 

An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.

Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.

Tom Selleck by Jeremiah Highmont January 12, 2008