I told you not to publish it

If I tell you not to publish a word. DONT PUBLISH IT SO DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUBLISH IT

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Marvin Gaye told me

Used in the same way as the phrase 'I heard it through the grapevine' to denote something that one has heard rumours of.

So, Marvin Gaye told me its your birthday today.

- How did you know about me and Andy?
- Marvin Gaye told me

by mikey3.6 February 18, 2011

you just got told

1.Some thing to say when something bad has happened to someone you know.
2.Or,if when someones trying to be smart but isnt being smart and someone points it out.

1.person 1:*gets hit by a stick*
person 2: you just got told

2.person 5:O yes look how cool that drawing is the bee has knees
person 6:But, bees dont have knees
person 7:HA person 5 just got told

by shootmeimdreaming May 30, 2008

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

My sister told me that

What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.

"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."

OR

"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"

by JF_Jesus April 13, 2010

Bambi does as she's told

Good girl Bambi. Doesn't bambi want to drop for cock? It's time for you to show yourself to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi needs to show her slutty self to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

by Bambi Sleep January 1, 2023