IKEA tower 

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

bavarian bell tower by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Thomas Tower 

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

Thomas Tower by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020

Trump Tower reach around 

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off

I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around

Trump Tower reach around by Crankjob February 4, 2017

Trump Tower 

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.

Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!

Trump Tower by Italia Marzioli October 22, 2016

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

boney meat-tower by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Reinforced Eiffel Tower

An Eiffel Tower which contains a second female layer. The primary purpose of the Reinforced Eiffel Tower is to give both gentlemen access to the pink, the stink & the drink at the same time. Unlike a typical Eiffel Tower, no Lazy Susan is required when participants want to change orifi.

Sean insisted we grab a second slag to form a Reinforced Eiffel Tower. He said he'd feel better if we each had our own quim, ringpiece & cock holder at all times.

Reinforced Eiffel Tower by 960xxx August 3, 2015