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toiletseat meat 

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.
Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"
toiletseat meat by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

Toilet-shit 

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.
Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:
Toilet-shit by jeakiller May 8, 2010

Tourist toiletseat 

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.
There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.
Tourist toiletseat by Rozerevan February 15, 2017

post-toilet shit disorder 

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

Tiltshit 

A photograph digitally mangled to look like it has a a narrow depth of field using Instagram.
I made a Tiltshit image by adding ridiculous amounts of blur and saturation to a photo.

I must be an photographer.
Tiltshit by idio7 September 19, 2012

A toilet to toilet shit 

Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.
"Sometimes when I have to take a huge poop I have a toilet to toilet shit."