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I’m gonna go clog the toilet 

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

I’m gonna go clog the toilet 

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

Toilet Clogger 

person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go
Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes
Toilet Clogger by Marvelous Momma November 21, 2010

Toilet Cloggers 

Super huge tits.
Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.
Toilet Cloggers by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Toilet Clogger 

a gay guy who gives a rimjob to another gay guy's anus while they're having sex
sebastian called carlos a toilet clogger, but he took it as a compliment