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just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump
"dude she gave me a toilet head"
by Yacov N.illit August 08, 2008
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a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name
praise be the name of toilethead
by ah jeez October 12, 2011
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someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away
hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off
by anony mouse July 04, 2004
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adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.
1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
by SDoodle June 27, 2016
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