toilet [head] 

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump

"dude she gave me a toilet head"

toilet [head] by Yacov N.illit October 5, 2008

Toilet head 

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

Toilet head by SDoodle June 27, 2016

Toilet head 

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.

1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.

Toilet head by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Toilet head 

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

Toilet head by Th420 May 31, 2022

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head 

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

man with a toilet on his head 

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.

The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

man with a toilet on his head by anonymous September 29, 2003

toilethead 

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

toilethead by anony mouse July 4, 2004