toilecommuting 

The practice of typing on a laptop or making phone calls from a restroom stall (usually at an airport).

Brock: "Hey, Matt, I can hardly hear you for the echo."
Matt: "sorry, Brock, I'm toilecommuting on my way through the Atlanta airport."

toilecommuting by The Cow Whisperer October 6, 2009

telecommuting 

The ability to find yourself fully surrounded by incompetent idiots while working from the comfort of your own home.

I may be working in my pj's, but through the magic of telecommuting, I'm still stuck dealing with these morons all day.

telecommuting by annoyed12345 May 11, 2011

reverse telecommuting 

Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).

reverse telecommuting by C.J.Matrix September 9, 2003

reverse telecommuting 

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

reverse telecommuting by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008