toilaflex

the KING of toilet plungers!!! shaped somewhat like a trumpet mute which forms a dung locking seal, without a battle or alignment problem! -delivers 'extreme unction' to the 'waste', STRONGLY encouraging departure!!

custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!

big ed had blown a 'dung', flushed; and experienced toilet choke. he immediately reached for the toilaflex!!

a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!

had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!

toilaflex by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

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toilaflexion

\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.

Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.

toilaflexion by Telephony November 16, 2010

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