1 Short for deltoid. Kind of like how a"ab' is short for abdominal.
2 Turd. Yes another word for poop, but with a Brooklyn twist.
1 Dude, my toids got a huge workout today! You've got some nice toids on your shoulder there.
2 John, your such a toid.
by penguintape August 16, 2010
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It's a fun way of saying Turd
Yes I was toid

I do read, Toid
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Members of a San Francisco music collective. Often seen at live music events and music festivals. This collective has a wide range of musical tastes, but most of them prefer either the electronica genre or the rock scene. At festivals, the Toids collective puts a great deal of effort into the flair and design of their campsites and outfits. TOIDS is a misspelled acronym for "This is Our Dancespace" which refers to the collectives ability to claim a spot to dance and party together as a group and hold it down with all of their might. They can appear to be a powerful and intimidating force, but really they just love fun.
So far this year, the TOIDS have raged Bobolink, High Sierra, Phish Red Rocks, Burning Man and Symbiosis.
by robertlsfo September 22, 2009
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someone who constantly does stupid things or is rather clutzy , acts bizzare, in other words a mal humanoid (not by any medical condition- just personal actions) and can be rather entertaining !!!
that guy is such a mal-toid he tries to impress woman, falls down like an idiot. or someone who makes faces or does body jestures with the hopes of being funny or impressive when in fact he is a mal-toid and looks rather foolish.
by realyred1 January 14, 2007
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It is a colonial accent used by residents of Harker's Island and Ocrakoke Island , in the outer banks of North Carolina. To the ears of one unfamiliar with the sound of this regional dialect, the speakers sound either deaf or mildly handicapped. To the speaker, watching the expression change of the face of a first-time listener , is priceless and also a factor in "turning up" the degree of accentuation.
Hoi Toiders can't wait for the fall to arrive, and the tourists to go on home
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A outer being or alien that is homosexual, Usauly why most aliens (the fag toids) probe your anus, giving them pleasure.
DAME, FRED! last night i got analy probed by a fag toid from beyond the stars!....I liked it.
by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006
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(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
TOID victim: ur a fag.

Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.

TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.

Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...

TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*

The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
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