Tofu Bacon

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

Tofu Bacon by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008

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Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

Tofu Bacon by Linkdicks October 18, 2008

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Tofu Bacon • tofu • tofu ass • Tofu Ass Nigga • tofu bag • Tofu Bass • Tofu-chan • Tofu cough • Tofu Cracker • Tofu Curtain

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

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Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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